I can see patterns. in other people. With time, there seems to be a cycle to most of the action that others take or show. It is, of course, much harder with me, seeing my own. As I move into other relationships, I’m trying my hardest to strike out, and just NOT REPEAT, but I find little nuggets of great familiarity in the oddest of places. and I am choosing, right now, to move away from them cleanly and without harm. . . But you? if you want advice, I’m a humdinger, because of this ability. Who the hell wants my advice? I’d give it for free, yes, if you asked me in person. but alas and alack, that is not how my world goes, and I don’t really know people in person anymore.
believe me, that is an entire novel.
and we’ve all read it.
ASK ME. (isn’t this possibility just hysterical?!)

ASK ME!!
Seriously, ask me anything. Write me a few informative sentences and watch what sort of brilliant drivel I come up with . You are always operating at your own risk, but I am not a mean person and will never be so. Its a pay-first situation. You pay and then we set up an email dialogue… You get what you get and you don't get upset.
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